16个英语冷笑话，练练你的阅读
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Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?
A: He’s afraid of the mouse!
（鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse）
2)
Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
（week和weak同音）
3)
Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?
A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
（catch有抓住的意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思）
4)
Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?
A: It was a fish tank.
（tank有坦克的意思，而fish tank则意为鱼缸）
5)
Q: Where do cows go on dates?
A: MOOOOvies
（date是约会的意思，Moo为牛叫声，movie则是电影院的意思）
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Q: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?
A: I scream (ice cream).
（ice cream意为冰淇淋，两者发音相似）
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Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves.
（wave有波涛翻滚的意思，也有挥手致意的意思）*
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Q: What kind of witch likes the beach?
A: A SAND witch (sandwich)
（Sandwich是三明治的意思，两者发音相似）
9)
Q: What letters are not in the alphabet?
A: The ones in the mail.
（letter有信件的意思，也有字母的意思）
10)
Q: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
A: To see a butterfly!
（butter是黄油，fly是飞，但butterfly是蝴蝶的意思）*
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Q: What room is a dead man most afraid of?
A: The living room!
（living是活着的意思，而living room则是客厅、起居室的意思）
12)
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me we’ll go places!
（stick有粘帖的意思，stick with me则是紧跟着我的意思）
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Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watchdog.
（watchdog意为看门狗, watch有看的意思，但也有手表的意思。）
14)
Q: What did the picture say to the wall?
A: I was framed.
（framed有相片裱框的意思，而I was framed则是被人下套陷害的意思。）
15)
Q: What did one candle say to the other candle?
A: Are you going out tonight?
（out有出去的意思，也有熄灭的意思）
16)
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don’t worry. I got you covered.
（cover一有覆盖的意思，二有保护的意思）*
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16个英语冷笑话，练练你的阅读
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